there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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