Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
