The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize