U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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