If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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