dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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