You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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