Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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