He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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