I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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