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don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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