I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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