I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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