it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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