fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Randomize
