My Higher Power is John Stamos
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm passing your future prison.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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