i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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I need you to use more vowels.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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