This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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