I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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