It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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