apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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