You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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