just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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