i think i have herpe
just one?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
