i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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