I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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