I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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