for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We are all done wearing pants today
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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