i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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