I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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