Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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