What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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