yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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