Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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