If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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