Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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