Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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