Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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