my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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