At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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