It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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