Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
