What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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