oh god the rape fog is back!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
