I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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