you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
