let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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