He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
