So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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