But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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