So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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