Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
