check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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