Whod you bang
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I want to be your penis for a week.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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