The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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